BRITNEY CALLED ME TO LET ME KNOW I’M SEEING HER IN TWO WEEKS OH MY GOD IM DONE 

BRITNEY CALLED ME TO LET ME KNOW I’M SEEING HER IN TWO WEEKS OH MY GOD IM DONE 

@1 month ago
@1 month ago with 2622 notes

koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

(via callmecastle)

@2 months ago with 120006 notes

k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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@2 months ago with 61684 notes
@2 months ago with 35485 notes

princeburrito:

date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with. 

(via disneydreamscometrue)

@1 month ago with 61452 notes

(Source: holyspearit, via britneyspears)

@1 month ago with 6887 notes

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@2 months ago with 143607 notes

thecutestofthecute:

The world needs more English Bulldog cuteness.

(via chasingdeadsquirrels)

@2 months ago with 103717 notes

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via raidthisway)

@2 months ago with 645464 notes