you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.
(via callmecastle)@2 months ago with 120006 notes
whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”
(via just-a-gay-bitch)@2 months ago with 61684 notes
date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with.
(via disneydreamscometrue)@1 month ago with 61452 notes