BRITNEY CALLED ME TO LET ME KNOW I’M SEEING HER IN TWO WEEKS OH MY GOD IM DONE 

BRITNEY CALLED ME TO LET ME KNOW I’M SEEING HER IN TWO WEEKS OH MY GOD IM DONE 

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@4 days ago with 2033 notes

koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

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@1 month ago with 118964 notes

k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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@1 month ago with 34493 notes
@1 month ago with 35475 notes

princeburrito:

date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with. 

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@4 days ago with 14807 notes

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@1 month ago with 122662 notes

thecutestofthecute:

The world needs more English Bulldog cuteness.

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@1 month ago with 94220 notes

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

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@1 month ago with 617448 notes